Again with the cheesiness.  I know, I know...I can't help myself. You DO (sham) rock, though, you know. A couple of notes about ...

Do you like cake for breakfast?  Me, too.  In case you're one of those people who feels guilty about eating cake for breakfast (are the...

You didn't give up sweets for Lent, did you? If you did, may I suggest putting this on your list to make AS SOON AS Lent is over?!...