How do I know that these are a few of YOUR favorite things? Because they're a few of MY favorite things, and well, we're kindred ...

I won't even go into the "these-cookies-are-good-for-you-because-they-contain-carrots" lecture. You know...

OK...maybe not quite illegal, but I'm sure glad I'm waking up in Texas this morning instead of New York City where I feel sure Mayor...